ISIS ,DASH, whatever it’s called, die monster die

Enough already, after the Paris attacks of Friday the 13th, the Beirut bombing, and the brutal murders of the innocent it is time for the civilized countries of the word to band together and wipe these monsters off the face of the Earth.

The President of France has said that they are now at war which is true and I hope they do follow thru with that threat( newsflash: France is bombing the tar out of the city of Raqqa, an ISIS stronghold as of this writing) The world needs to put  their differences aside ( are you listening Putin and Obama?) and make a united and aggressive effort to take out these murderers.

I suggest that France station policemen outside every mosque and  take pictures and fingerprints of everyone coming out of them. If anyone complains about their rights being violated just do the same thing Homeland security in the U.S. does, say its a National Security issue and normal laws do not apply. In other words; tough, you don’t like it, too bad.

Sure, the apologists will say a small percentage of the population  are causing these problems but the Muslim community must band together worldwide and denounce these people giving their religion a black eye.

ISIS/DASH is going out of their way to murder those that are not of their religion or beliefs. They are especially targeting Christians. The Pope should take off his papal gloves to strongly denounce ISIS and give his blessing to encourage their destruction.

It will never happen but there should be no rules of engagement. I fact the ROE card should be burned before that mission is deployed. They don’t follow the rules, they behead innocent civilians and journalists, fuck em’ no prison just shoot them like the animals that the are.

I feel bad for France and Belgium with their high Muslim populations.  It will be hard for them to weed out the bad guys from the good citizens but they must be able to do surveillance. There was a lot of hue and cry in the United States about the NSA surveillance of phones, e mails and texts.

How the hell do you prevent  a terrorist plot from being carried out? Psychic abilities?  Tea leaves? Magic 8 ball? John Edwards? No, you do it with surveillance. For any of you whinny bitches out there complaining about your personal rights being violated, too bad. If you are not doing anything illegal you shouldn’t have to worry about anything right?

Really, don’t worry, Homeland Security is not going to incarcerate you because you are ordering a quarter from your pot dealer.

And to add icing on the cake Jihadi John met his maker this week thanks to a U.S. drone strike, guess his mask didn’t help hide his identity.



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Dear Democrats, grow some balls

Jorge G:

interesting since 2014, we have Bernie in the mix and the strongest female candidate ever

Originally posted on sleepwalkingthrutheuniverse:

Dear Dems, now that the 2014 midterm elections are over and the majority of Democratic candidates running for office ran from Obama’s shadow like a scalded dog, shame on you and those of you who lost your races deserve it.

The pundits got it right, how could the Dems nationally and locally not praise, push, extoll and promote the growth from 2009 to 2014……..

+218% growth in the Dow

+250% growth in the S&P

+12.4 difference in GDP growth

25% drop in unemployment

+250% gain in consumer confidence

closeout of Iraq war

Death of Bin Laden

Negotiating with other leaders instead of saber rattling

How could you not promote all of that? It’s mindboggling.

It’s like high school, when the popular kids ostracized people, others tended to stay away from them so the popular kids wouldn’t turn on them and pick on them too. Obama is hated by   Gop’ers, Tea Partiers, conservatives, religious right, gun…

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GOP committing suicide, where’s Robin Hood?

I cannot hold it any longer but I wonder what’s happened to the Republican party, the party of Ronald Reagan, Teddy Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln. It’s a party I have not recognized in years hence my leaving them eight years ago.

I am writing this after watching the Benghazi hearings and wondering how they got the nerve to do this investigation and spend  taxpayers dollars on a witchunt in order to damage Hillary Clinton’s campaign.

What they have unknowingly done is to make her the Saint Joan of Arc of politics. Instead of excoriating her they made her into a sympathetic figure. I would not be surprised if they handed her the Democratic nomination if not the keys to the White House.

Now for the moment I am a Bernie fan but she impressed me with her cool and calm demeanor, her grace under fire and her professionalism while being attacked by rude, discourteous and classless Republicans on the dais.

While I am at it lets remind the public about the last few years of the Republican “leadership” ( there’s an oxymoron for you) threatening to shut down the government because they did not get their way with Obamacare. That’s called blackmail plain and simple.

The cutting of benefits for the poor, the homeless, veterans, the disenfranchised, children, education. All beaten up by the system controlled by Wall Street and the too big to fail banks.

The intrusion of women’s bodies where they tried to impose their Christian beliefs on the country as a whole. If the Jesus they quote and love so much could see this he would puke his brains out and turn Jewish. Wait, he was Jewish!

There is income inequality between the top 1% and the rest of us. I hope there is class warfare coming soon. I am a capitalist since I own my own business but I believe in a fair playing field for all, it is not a fair field, call them the Illuminati, the Cabal, secret societies, new world order, skull and bones, whatever you want to but it appears its all for them, nothing for the rest. Where’s Robin Hood when you need him?

As far as the Tea Party wing of the GOP there is not a bigger collection of miscreant, self serving, self aggrandizing, scientifically impotent morons than this group. They do not believe in climate change, science, logic, reason or facts. And the toothless ignorant Wal-Mart brigade loves them like they are the second coming of Saint Ronnie.

And last but not least lets sound off on their immigration plan while reminding you that this country was built by immigrants who were legally here, I understand. But if they are here and are contributing to society lets give them a path to citizenship for God’s sake.

If they deport all the illegals, Beverly Hills will become like night of the living dead with Californians walking around not knowing how to cut their lawns, cook, clean, do laundry, wash pets, detail their cars or clean their pools.

We need a Guy Fawkes Vendetta uprising against the machine like occupy Wall Street but with teeth. Maybe the “Impact Team” that hacked Ashley Madison can be the Robin Hood we need. Hack into the banks and their CEO’s accounts and distribute the obscene profits and include any American company that has their offices or banks overseas in order to avoid paying U.S. taxes.

I hope the Millenials get off their asses and realize they are the next generation that is going to get screwed by the machine.

In closing lets remember that the GOP has done nothing for: women, African-Americans, the elderly, Hispanics, college students, veterans, the homeless and the poor.

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Stupid questions……..churlish answers

Why do zombies in movies and television walk like they are spastic?  Why is everyone afraid of them? You can outrun them.Answer if you can.

When calling American companies’ customer support ( there’s an oxymoron for you) why do you have someone with an accent on the other end and they read from a script? I like it when I am speaking with someone with an accent who could be any of the following; Indian, from India not a Cherokee, a Pakistani accent, Oriental or even from Zafranistan and I can barely understand them.  This is the way it goes:

Me: I am having a problem with ( fill in the blank, software, misssing pieces of whatever you ordered, missing instructions, unreadable instructions) and I need some help.

Customer service person who has identified themselves with an Anglo name like Bob or Tammy or Kevin or Cathy, who has an accent thicker than my grandmothers’ and sounds like they are in Calcutta or Kandahar or Croatia: “Yes I am so sorry, I will help you today to solve your problem”

No they wont, if it is not on their script, they cant solve it. I have about given up calling my cable provider ( Comcast) on the weekends because, I cant understand their CS people and again its “wait ,I will be right back with your solution” they have to go to the script or worse yet talk to whoever is in charge. Ha, I can tell you what their scripts says. Unplug your cable box for thirty seconds, next solution, they will send a refresh signal to the cable box which never works or they can send a technician out the second Tuesday of the month between six a.m. and one p.m. if the tide is right and the moon is in the seventh hour. The real solution is to get another cable box. Been there, done that.

When did banks start hiring lame and the dense for drive up tellers? Remember when banking and being a teller was a prestigious profession? Now they have these kids that look like they just graduated from high school.

Speaking of banks, what happened in the lobby? Now its one teller behind the counter who is doing double duty helping at the drive thru and the “suit” in the lobby looks like they just got hired from the temp labor pool.

Next Brainiacs behind the counter. Pick’em: fast food joints, mall food kiosks, auto part stores. You either get the vapid glazed look of indifference or it’s the social hour and they are interacting with other employees or clerks from other stores who are stopping by on their break, everyone but you of course. Is the workforce that weak?

We have a local municipality in South Florida called Lake Worth. Their city employees in the utilities department and planning and zoning departments have such disdain for the public that the stories of indifference are legendary. Why do they act this way? The citizens pay for their salaries.

Why do people have disrespect for law enforcement? Man, if an officer tells you to stop and obey, do so, they have the pepper spray, Tasers, and guns. You are outgunned, literally. Sure there are bad cops, but a lot more good ones than bad.

Why do restaurants hire the tattooed and the pierced as servers? At a cool or chic place I can understand but I don’t want to be served breakfast by someone who looks like they work the Tilt A Whirl at the carnival or they just got out of rehab. I have tattoos, some of my kids have piercings and tattoos, so it’s not like we are prudes.

On take out food: Why do you order, they tell you it will be ready in twenty minutes, you time it perfectly and when you get there you hear those seven dreaded words: it will be just a few minutes. Worst  offenders: Chinese restaurants,yes, just based on my experience so sue me.

Appointments:  Why do so called professional sales persons hound you to sell you their services?  You make time to see them and they do not get to you on the time agreed on. Some call you to tell you they will be late, some don’t. Of course don’t get me started on the cable or phone company technician showing up between the hours of eight a.m. to one p.m.

Hairdressers:  If you have an appointment and they are not ready they are poor planners or they were greedy and squeezed someone in before you. Why go back to them?

Doctors:  Why do they overbook? It’s not like there is a shortage of sick people. When I go to my Doctor if they don’t see me within fifteen minutes of my appointment I simply get up and leave. They know me by now, if they are running behind they give me the option of coming back or rescheduling for another day.

What’s you pet peeve? Don’t be shy.

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Fifty shades of ………meh

The buzz and hoopla over the release of the movie Fifty Shades of Grey reached epic proportions in the week of its opening. The Today Show had events the entire week, the public relations machine was running at full tilt.

I told the Missus that we would wait until the week after it opened so we would not be trampled by horny housewives dying to see the movie. After all they sold over 100 million copies of the book and it was translated into 52 languages. Which tells you there are no borders when it comes to frustrated women.

Now I did not read the book just some excerpts and my first thought was that the movie makers would have to tone down the movie or they would be flirting with an X rating therefore cutting the possible box office in half.

The trailers that we were teased with showed a semi handsome smoldering Grey played by Jamie Dornan and an intriguing bit of casting in Dakota Johnson. There did not appear to be a bit of chemistry in the trailers but I decided not to judge based on the shortness of the trailer.

Watching the movie I could not help but notice the closeups of Dornan were done in a way where his right eye looked bigger than his left. And by now I am sure people are having drink games where every time Dakota bites her lips, you have to take a shot of alcohol. Buy plenty of alcohol for this game.

Soft porn is what it turns out to be so I think middle America will watch the movie out of curiosity. I just knew they would not show the nitty gritty of a true BDSM relationship. Maybe they are saving it for  movie #2

As far as the chemistry, if you consider incessant lip biting and smoldering looks with a furrowed brow chemistry, then this movie is for you. And no spoiler alert but when the movie is over don’t be surprised to hear people go “HUH?”

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Dear Democrats, grow some balls

Dear Dems, now that the 2014 midterm elections are over and the majority of Democratic candidates running for office ran from Obama’s shadow like a scalded dog, shame on you and those of you who lost your races deserve it.

The pundits got it right, how could the Dems nationally and locally not praise, push, extoll and promote the growth from 2009 to 2014……..

+218% growth in the Dow

+250% growth in the S&P

+12.4 difference in GDP growth

25% drop in unemployment

+250% gain in consumer confidence

closeout of Iraq war

Death of Bin Laden

Negotiating with other leaders instead of saber rattling

How could you not promote all of that? It’s mindboggling.

It’s like high school, when the popular kids ostracized people, others tended to stay away from them so the popular kids wouldn’t turn on them and pick on them too. Obama is hated by   Gop’ers, Tea Partiers, conservatives, religious right, gun owners ( who six years later still haven’t had their guns taken away ) militias, crackers, skinheads and of course the Koch brothers. The Democrats didn’t have the balls to stand up to the bullies, protect their party, protect their president and promote all the good things that were accomplished the last six years when they had a majority in the House. Shame on you.

Sure, hate is a strong word but how do you explain the government shutdown just because the tea baggers didn’t get their way? How mean spirited do you have to be to cut veterans benefits, food stamps, and unemployment benefits just because you didn’t get your way? How can McConnell win reelection when he said his goal was to make Obama a one term president?

That gal that ran against Mitch (no-chin) Mc Connell wouldn’t even admit whether she voted for Obama, like she was ashamed. Shame on her. I voted for him and while he has disappointed me some, I am not ashamed.

I hope the 2016 elections are different, there is no shame in being a Democrat, hold your head high, you stand for something good, don’t let the bullies get to you. And for Pete’s sake hire a P.R. firm next time.

Ps: by the way I was a Republican until six years ago when I switched to Democrat.




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Terrorists, please consider Boca

The first town any terrorist should consider when contemplating an attack on the  Boca Raton. It is a town in South Florida which translates to rats mouth. The original named in ancient maps “Boca de Ratones” referred to a ocean inlet in nautical terms.

Mouth of rats is aptly named. I lived right next to this city and had the displeasure of having to deal with some of its citizens. You see it is a city of Palm Beach wannabees and transplanted angry Northerners. They are very well off but not rich enough to live in Palm Beach, but act like they do. Most are arrogant, cantankerous, combative and self entitled hemorrhoids. You know the type, they try to cut you off in shopping carts at the grocery store, movie lines or in a parking lot and they have no shame in doing so.

Most of the elderly ones have handicap placards in their luxury cars. When you see them get out of their cars the only thing wrong with them is they want to park close to the mall entrance so their plastic surgery doesn’t wilt in the Florida sun. At last count there were 554 listings in the yellow pages related to “plastic surgeons” in Boca. Fivehundredand fuckingfiftyfour!

There are probably more nail salons and beauty parlors per capita than Beverly Hills there.

I like the younger set coming up in their ranks. I see them driving BMW’s, Mercedes, Audis that are obviously leased. The tires on their cars are bald as Patrick Stewart because they cant afford the fancy apartment, the fancy car lease and the expensive tires on their car. I used to work next to a used tire shop and you would see them buying used tires for a $75,000 car.  It’s all show while they live beyond their means.

When I was single and did the occasional foray in Boca nightclubs invariably every woman would ask what you did for a living before they asked anything else. Sometimes I would fuck with them and say I was a doctor. Some of them their eyes dilated and on one case when I said I was a doctor her nipples actually got hard. If I wanted to get rid of them I would say I was an disposal engineer. When the few asked what that was I said I worked driving a trash truck. They ran like they were heading to a sale at Macy’s basement in Herald Square.

They throw around “I live in Boca” like a badge of social status. Ironically the city boundaries only extend so far west from the coast so everything within earshot is Boca Burgers, Boca Nails, Boca Proctologist, ect, ect. even though it is in incorporated Palm Beach County. So the idiots say Boca but they don’t live in the actual city of Boca but they pay for the privilege.

The restaurants are overpriced and snobbish. The Boca Raton Resort & Club  which was intended as an oceanfront resort is neither on the ocean or a club since it had to buy a golf course seven miles north of the resort to qualify as a resort/club. Ironically the golf course is just outside of city limits, hilarious I know.

The exclusive communities that are a dime a dozen  have ostentatious entrances with water fountains, more foliage than the Amazon River and sweeping driveways leading to zero lot line homes that have been grossly overpaid for. With names like Park Harbour. Its America morons , it’s harbor. It’s not England. Restaurants with the word grille in the name, it’s America fools, it’s grill, look at a damm dictionary.

It appears that I have an axe to grind with Boca but not really, I enjoyed sitting at a bar watching plastic surgery filled grandmothers trying to pick up people half their age and grandpas wearing more jewelry than Joe Pesci in Goodfellas doing the same. Somehow grandpa would drop into the conversation that he was “connected” up North.

It would be a good place to start boys but there would be a lot of plastic surgeons relocating.

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