Dear Donald

As promised I am devoting this space just for The Donald. Let’s look at the pros and cons:

Captain of Industry, successful real estate mogul, brand promoter, aggressive developer, shameless self promoter, no nonsense attitude, speaks his mind, reality television star, serial adulterer, blowhard,  bankruptcy king,panderer ( I know, what politician isn’t?)Please feel free to add anything that you think I might have missed. Racist? Misogynist? Opportunist? Bully?

When I first heard he proposed his candidacy I was excited to have a no nonsense businessman running. I thought it was what we needed. After hearing some of the ugly things coming out of his his mouth I wondered if the GOP had actually vetted this guy.

He actually fits in to the new GOP that has morphed in the last eight years. Against immigrants,  for tax breaks to the rich, screw the middle class and step on the poor, homeless and disenfranchised. Climate change is not even in the GOP playbook.

Some conspiracy nuts think the Donald is a plot from the Clinton’s and the Illuminati to hand the presidency to Queen Hillary, I know, sounds outrageous doesn’t it?

I’ve met the Donald once at a charity event at Mar A Lago a few years back. We happened to be in the men’s room at the same time and when we came out of there  a volunteer was waiting for him because there was a problem with the seating on the stage.

He raked this lady over the coals over something minor, had her in tears. I though then he was an blowhard, now I am sure of it. If he gets elected which I doubt, will he become “The Ugly American” blustering, swinging his dick all over the world talking bullshit and alienating our allies?

If he thinks he can take on Putin, he is an amateur compared to that guy.

Interestingly enough he lost the Iowa caucus recently after crowing that he was going to win in a landslide. Then crying like a schoolgirl when he came in second. Ah politics, what would the pundits do without it.

All comedians must be lighting novenas daily to keep the Donald in the race, easy pickings for the jokes if you ask me.

in memory of HST

 

 

 

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Dear Marco & Ted (Rafael)

Let’s start by admitting that I am a Cuban-American. I was sent here by my parents along with my sister in 1962 to escape the Castro regimes’ takeover of what once was a beautiful tropical paradise. I was six years old and my sister was eight.

We grew up and were raised by our aunts and uncles in the new capitol of Cuba, Miami,Florida.

I would not vote for either one of these demagogues if my life depended on it. A lot of my friends and customers that know my heritage ask me if I am voting for either one of these clowns and they are surprised when I say what I just wrote at the beginning of this paragraph.

Here are my issues: Ted must be ashamed of his Cuban heritage because he uses that name instead of his given name, Rafael. He panders to the right wing nuts, tea baggers and ultra conservative loonies in the dysfunctional state of Texas. He acts like a outsider when the truth could not be further from it.

He had no problem shutting down the government when it was convenient for him to make a grandstanding play. He solved nothing, didn’t proffer an alternative solution,  voted to cut assistance to the elderly, homeless and what really frosts my ass: veterans.

He is a self serving, aggrandizing, smarmy, demagogue, other than that he is a credit to the human race. I would vote for Trump rather than vote for “Ted”.And Trump is a major blowhard.

And lets not bring up the Canadian birth thing. It appears that the right wing nuts that were harping ad nauseam about Obama’s birth certificate are suddenly silent about “Rafael’s” birthplace.

Marco on the other hand is a shape shifter who changes his views depending on where the wind is blowing. He’s for immigration and then he is not. He is running on the scare the pants off people platform. He says America is headed in the wrong direction, gloom and doom and of course he will fix it by making the military stronger…..? Really ? that will fix everything?  He says he will go in and destroy ISIS, he wont personally, he will send more young Americans to die, that plan has not worked.

Ted voted against Obamacare but needs it for his family, what irony. Marco never fails to mention his immigrant parents but is dead set against bringing them in unless a lengthy vetting is done. If this is the best the Grey Old Party can do expect to see a democrat in the White House after the elections.

Trump, I’ll tackle on separate blog, he needs one all by himself

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Not in 2016 please ! after coffee

Well kids I’ve had my coffee, we are three weeks in 2016 and its looking mighty odd already.

Another Kardashian ( Khloe) has admitted to creating a  sex tape.  Don’t these girls know when to hire a P.R. firm instead of making sex tapes? This is the one that’s married to the drug addicted whore mongering basketball player who by the way is not being charged for his drug-fueled coma inducing sexcapade at a Nevada brothel. If any of us did the same thing we would be locked up in an instant and Baker Acted.

Hillary is in bed with the big banks, big business and Wall Street, maybe she is getting back at Bill for stogie gate. She has to be busier that a hooker on Times Square. This leaves Bernie Sanders as the lone wolf in the Democratic party. He is a good clean honest man so the chances of him winning are poor. Once big business turns their attention to him, lookout. They wont find anything dirty on him except of course: socialist member which they will twist into the word communist in a New York minute.

Caitlyn Jenner is still in the news unfortunately. He/she now wants to date men. In her television show’s upcoming season she admits she wants to date men. Two things: At last report she had done nothing about her privates so lets assume she still has a penis. So unless she goes on a date with someone who lives desolately without cable t.v. newspapers or radio, what man wants to date a broad with a dick? Number two: Caitlyn darling you are ugly. Shoulders like a linebacker, huge hands and a face that would stop traffic. Is she going on Match.com? iamconfused.com? Tinder? ballsandbows.com?I would like to see THAT profile. Again I commend her for her courage to do what she did but make up your mind man ………sorry, girl.

Donald Trump is not going anywhere fast. He is currently leading in Iowa over two Cuban Americans who are nipping at his heels like Chihuahuas. Rubio and Cruz are odd birds even for the dysfunctional family known as the GOP. One is loathed by a large amount of people due to his smarmy nature, self aggrandizement, pompous attitude, righteous indignation and bloated sense of self (Cruz). The other is also smarmy but in a boyish kind of way.He’s the type a Grandmother would grab and squeeze his cheeks and kiss him but he knows that’s who he is and he would take advantage of it. His obsession with power oozes out of his pores (Rubio). Cruz is backed by the Tea baggers and crazies, Rubio is backed by the dark side: the Koch brothers.

The GOP does not want Trump to win because that will give the Dems the Presidential election in 2016 so they have to figure a way to stop him without looking like fools, incompetent or guilty of something. They have lots of experience in those things. So do they do a character assassination? Leak information about skeletons in closet? If Trump has not turned off the GOP electorate by now with the incredibly classless, ignorant, racist and misogynist remarks it will take a lot to assassinate the Donald. Unfortunately Trump has brought Sarah Palin onto his campaign. Putting her in front of a microphone  and cameras is like giving a junkie the keys to the pharmacy. She was incoherent with excitement about two minutes into her stump speech, you’d think she’d done an eight-ball before she took the stage.

So a lot of the folks I wanted to see less of in 2016 are going stronger than ever. It’s going to be a long year, pass the peyote.

 

 

 

 

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Not in 2016 please !

Here are some things that I pray and hope stay in 2015, if you are offended oh well write your own blog.

Anything Kardashian in the press I hope will be tied to a charitable event. I am tired of the attention grabbing family. I don’t want to hear about drug fueled binges, sex changes or sex tapes, this whole family is toxic and the fascination with them is mind boggling. They are a pox on humanity. And by the way I have no problem with what Bruce Jenner did, I don’t think he/she deserves “person” of the year for that though.

Millenials need to put on their big boy pants. No quiet rooms in college, no coddling. The burping and breast feeding is over kiddies, butch it up, it’s a real world out there. Heard the term rat race or dog eat dog? well its real, toughen up or you will get run over. Grow a pair.

Politics, wow I could go on forever. Hope Democrats grow some balls or in case its Hillary some ovaries although I really question what she has above those cankles. They need to stop being ashamed of being liberal and own it and beat the Gray Old Party  over their gray heads about the incestuous relationships they have with big bank, big business and big oil. Look I am a capitalist, I own my own business but “greed is not good” and the 1% is only looking out for themselves.

Donald Trump the blowhard, ugly American, bankruptcy king businessman will win the GOP nomination unless the GOP power brokers have him killed or they get videos of him banging his Mexican maid. They know his win will guarantee a Democratic victory in November. He is everywhere, he’s on CNN more than an Oxy Clean commercial.CNN might as well do a reality show about his campaign which brings us to……….

I keep saying to the Mrs. what will reality TV do next? Well this year there will be a show about Down Syndrome teens. I hope we don’t see Pioneer Proctologist, Beverly Hills Gynecologist or Transvestite Dentist anytime soon. The fascination with morons, inbreds, hoarders, addicts and anyone in dire straits is mind boggling, see Kardashian reference above. Guess its the reason Nascar is so popular, everyone is waiting for the wreck.

My generation did not don body armor, helmets or Kevlar suits to go ride a bike or play outside and we turned out okay. The current generation is raising a bunch of pansies. I am tired of seeing kids out playing having so much shit on that they look like a hockey goalie. Toughen up, its a rough world out there.

Cops, love you , need you, 99% of you are great but…………guns are like a penis, only whip it out and use it when you really have to. There have been too many unnecessary shootings in 2015. And on the other side people when a cop says stop……..stop. When a cop says put your hands up, do so. When a cop attempts to pull you over, do so, if you take off you are risking getting shot at. If you disrespect a cop and don’t follow orders you are looking for trouble.

People I would like to see and hear less from in 2016

Sarah Palin

any Kardashian including Jenner

Donald Trump ( I know that wont happen)

Dr.Phil, a parasite taking advantage of dysfunctional families.

Nancy Grace (the breathless hyperventilating is over the top)

Bill Cosby, talk about Karma taking its sweet time !

George W & Dick Cheney, architects of the missing weapons of mass destruction war.

Richard Simmons, not that he’s around much but its time to retire those hot pants.

Al Sharpton, two words you fucking liar and instigator: Tawana Brawley

Steve Harvey, you’re overexposed, go back to stand up.

Probably more to follow once I have more coffee this first day of 2016.

Happy friggin New Year

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Planned Parenthood killer vs. ISIS, what’s the difference?

So there’s two groups of zealots going around killing people that do not believe in their religious agenda.

There’s Isis and there are the anti-abortionists. I do not have a problem with the anti abortion folks and what they believe in but I do have a problem when they start killing people as a result of those beliefs.

It’s ironic when you think about it really. They have shot doctors that perform abortions and shoot up Planned Parenthood clinics and take the life of someone when their whole reason for being there is to protest the life of a fetus being extinguished. So its okay to kill  adult human beings but its against their religion ( stick name of  religion here) to kill a fetus? Please explain the logic because I cannot see any.

So the Isis zealots kill the people that don’t believe in their Sharia law and the Anti-abortionists kill the people that don’t agree with their Bible. Great religions.

There has been much bloodshed over religions over the course of the world. From Afghanistan  to Northern Ireland to Uganda. Earliest holy war was the Maccabean Revolt in 2nd century BCE thru current goings on in the Middle East. Will it ever end? History does not appear to support that.

It’s okay to be a zealot about your religion but don’t push it on other people. The Crusades are over. And God bless the Jehovah’s Witnesses for their relentless Saturday morning door to door “visits” but if I want to know about your religion I know where to find you.

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ISIS ,DASH, whatever it’s called, die monster die

Enough already, after the Paris attacks of Friday the 13th, the Beirut bombing, and the brutal murders of the innocent it is time for the civilized countries of the word to band together and wipe these monsters off the face of the Earth.

The President of France has said that they are now at war which is true and I hope they do follow thru with that threat( newsflash: France is bombing the tar out of the city of Raqqa, an ISIS stronghold as of this writing) The world needs to put  their differences aside ( are you listening Putin and Obama?) and make a united and aggressive effort to take out these murderers.

I suggest that France station policemen outside every mosque and  take pictures and fingerprints of everyone coming out of them. If anyone complains about their rights being violated just do the same thing Homeland security in the U.S. does, say its a National Security issue and normal laws do not apply. In other words; tough, you don’t like it, too bad.

Sure, the apologists will say a small percentage of the population  are causing these problems but the Muslim community must band together worldwide and denounce these people giving their religion a black eye.

ISIS/DASH is going out of their way to murder those that are not of their religion or beliefs. They are especially targeting Christians. The Pope should take off his papal gloves to strongly denounce ISIS and give his blessing to encourage their destruction.

It will never happen but there should be no rules of engagement. I fact the ROE card should be burned before that mission is deployed. They don’t follow the rules, they behead innocent civilians and journalists, fuck em’ no prison just shoot them like the animals that the are.

I feel bad for France and Belgium with their high Muslim populations.  It will be hard for them to weed out the bad guys from the good citizens but they must be able to do surveillance. There was a lot of hue and cry in the United States about the NSA surveillance of phones, e mails and texts.

How the hell do you prevent  a terrorist plot from being carried out? Psychic abilities?  Tea leaves? Magic 8 ball? John Edwards? No, you do it with surveillance. For any of you whinny bitches out there complaining about your personal rights being violated, too bad. If you are not doing anything illegal you shouldn’t have to worry about anything right?

Really, don’t worry, Homeland Security is not going to incarcerate you because you are ordering a quarter from your pot dealer.

And to add icing on the cake Jihadi John met his maker this week thanks to a U.S. drone strike, guess his mask didn’t help hide his identity.

 

 

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Dear Democrats, grow some balls

interesting since 2014, we have Bernie in the mix and the strongest female candidate ever

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Dear Dems, now that the 2014 midterm elections are over and the majority of Democratic candidates running for office ran from Obama’s shadow like a scalded dog, shame on you and those of you who lost your races deserve it.

The pundits got it right, how could the Dems nationally and locally not praise, push, extoll and promote the growth from 2009 to 2014……..

+218% growth in the Dow

+250% growth in the S&P

+12.4 difference in GDP growth

25% drop in unemployment

+250% gain in consumer confidence

closeout of Iraq war

Death of Bin Laden

Negotiating with other leaders instead of saber rattling

How could you not promote all of that? It’s mindboggling.

It’s like high school, when the popular kids ostracized people, others tended to stay away from them so the popular kids wouldn’t turn on them and pick on them too. Obama is hated by   Gop’ers, Tea Partiers, conservatives, religious right, gun…

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